Trump honors Fox News as “Fair and Balanced”

During a recent (mid-September 2016) appearance on Fox & Friends Comedy Show, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was questioned by resident comedian and certified moron Steve Doocy. That so-called interview went like this.

STEVIE:

• “When we first started the interview with you Mr. Trump, mentioned that we had not heard from you since Saturday night when you came off your plane and said a bomb went off in New York. Nobody knows what's going on.”
• “And then you were hit by mainstream media that were attacking you for using bomb before the authorities had confirmed the facts of the attack.”
• “Yet, Hillary Clinton referred to the bombings in New York and New Jersey, but CNN edited that out. What do you make of that?”

THE DON:

• “Well, CNN is disgusting and they're disgraceful.”
• “I watch it all. I watch all of it folks.”
• “And sometimes Fox actually doesn't treat me well also, by the way, but that's OK.”
• “You people do, that's all that matters.”

STEVIE:

• “We’re fair and balanced.”

THE DON:

• “Your fair and balanced. I agree.”
• “These people are the most dishonest people.”
• “CNN is so disgusting and dishonest. And I watch it. It is so unfair.”
• “They call it the Clinton News Network.”

To suggest that Fox News is “fair and balanced” is like arguing that David Duke is “fair and balanced” in his dealings with African-Americans. In truth, Fox News should change “Fair and Balanced News” to “Unfair news reported by Unbalanced Reporters.”

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