Donald “Trumporleone” Trump announces acceptable debate moderators
In mid-August 2016, The Don appeared to have threatened to not appear for debates with Hillary Clinton unless the moderators were “fair.” In fact, The Don told a Time reporter:
“I’ll have to see who the moderators are.”
“Yeah, I would say that certain moderators would be unacceptable, absolutely.”
An unreliable source indicated that The Don’s list of “acceptable moderators” includes the following journalistic luminaries.
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Sean Hannity of the Fox News Comedy Network
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Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh
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Michael “The Wean” Savage (real name is Michael Wiener)
Any of the illustrious and clearly unbiased group of respected journalists aforementioned could be relied upon to deliver a debate victory to The Don by viciously attacking Hillary on a variety of trumped up issues.
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