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PUTA (People for Unethical Treatment of Attorneys) reveals Medical Breakthrough  People for the Unethical Treatment of Attorneys (PUTA) are proud to announce the results of a joint venture with researchers at Johns Hopkins Medical Center.
We were asked to conduct a comprehensive study as to the explosion in the birth rate and subsequent infestation of attorneys throughout the country. PUTA determined that attorney-breeding habits were on par with what one would expect in a third-world country.
Our researchers discovered that the birth rate of “rats” had dramatically declined while attorney
 birth rates were exploding. Because attorneys are natural prey for rats, any further erosion of rat birth rates was of great concern to PUTA researchers.Miraculously, these esteemed researchers developed a serum that when injected into an attorney, will transform him/her into a rat. This breathtaking medical breakthrough will have the much-desired effect of reducing attorney infestation while replacing them with far “kinder” and “gentler” rodents.
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