This isn’t the first Award presented to Little Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-six (36) Awards in various categories and the subject of eleven (11) opinions and two (2) laments. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (early August 2016) interview with POLITICO, Little Marco decided to feed a little red meat to the anti-abortion crowd in Florida in his attempt to con them into re-electing him to the Senate in November.

Towards that end, Little Marco had the audacity to assert that if a pregnant woman is infected with the Zika virus she should not have the right to have an abortion even if she believes the child would be born with severe microcephaly.

FYI: Microcephaly is defined as an abnormal smallness of the head, which is a congenital condition associated with incomplete brain development.

It would appear that Little Marco may well be afflicted with at least one of these symptoms, that being he has an “incomplete brain, which would clearly explain his idiotic position. Marco went on to say:

• “I understand a lot of people disagree with my view – but I believe that all human life is worthy of protection of our laws.”
• “And when you present it in the context of Zika or any prenatal condition, it’s a difficult question and a hard one."
• "But if I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life.”

I would personally like to where in the hell Little Marco believes he derives the power to tell a mother and father of a Zika infected child whether they can avail themselves of an abortion. In truth, it isn’t any of his damn business!

If any parents are so unfortunate as to give birth to a Zika infected child who has Microcephaly, I would suggest that they gift the child to Little Marco to care for since he believes he has a right to make decisions on their behalf.

Congrats Little Marco; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Humanitarians”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
2. Bigot Award Winner = 1
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
4. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1      
5. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
8. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
9. Screwball Award Winner = 1
10. Sen. Marco Rubio trolling for the young vote: Art. 11Dawg Laments
11. Little Marco apologizes to Trump for implying he had a Small Penis: Art. 2 Dawg Opinions