Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ): Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) 

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Chris. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (07/19/16) appearance on NBC’s “Today” Show, Gov. Chris Christie was invited to comment on the plagiarism involving Donald (Don Trumporleone) Trump’s wife Melania Trump.

During the telecast, Chris was asked if, given the word-for-word lifting of lines from Michelle Obama’s 2008 speech to the Democratic National Convention he could make a case for plagiarism.”

In a lame effort at levity, and after donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Chris said:

• “No.”
• “Not when 93 percent of the speech is completely difference from Michelle Obama’s speech.”

So here we have a moronic ex-prosecutor admitting that it’s not really “plagiarism” since only seven percent of Melania’s speech was lifted from Michelle’s speech.

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Put simply, Chris the Moron is in truth stating that as a prosecutor he wouldn’t even consider charging someone with a crime under the following circumstances.

• Of the 100 items found in the guy’s home, only 7 were stolen from Macy’s
• Of the 100 times the guy assaulted someone, only 7 victims were hospitalized
• Of the 100 guys Guido whacked, only 7 were registered Democrats

I’m fairly confident that if The Don were to somehow con the voters into electing him as the next President, that he’d likely consider appointing Chris as the next U.S. Attorney General or the Director of the FBI.

And lastly, for obvious reasons The Don would not consider appointing him as overseer of the White House dining facilities.

Congrats Chris; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.

1. Arrogant Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
5. Imbecile Award Winner: Art. 36 Moron Awards
6. Liar Award Winner = 1
7. Screwball Award Winner = 1
8. Ultimate Grinch Award Winner = 1
9. Hillary Seeks Opportunities to Increase Voter Fraud: Art. 51 Bullshit Awards
10. Jenny Craig Award Winner: Art. 2 Caloric Intake Awards
11. The benefits of outlawing unions: Art. 205 Dawg Opinions
12. Don Trumporleone’s potential presidential advisor’s: Art. 209 Dawg opinions