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Attorney Joseph Troisi of St. Mary's, WV; criminal, Jeffrey Dahmer Wannabee, repeat offender
In a previous life, Joseph Troisi was a Judge in Pleasants County, West Virginia.
During his infamous time on the bench, Judge Troisi exhibited a voracious appetite in repeatedly taking bites out of the Judicial Misfit Apple, which are more fully described below.
1st bite at the Judicial Misfit Apple Tree
 During a bail hearing for defendant William Witten apparently became upset and as he was being led from the courtroom, allegedly referred to Judge Troisi as a “Fucking Asshole,” which as you’ll see below seems appropriate. The alleged compliment, I’m sorry I mean comment led to Judge Troisi engaging in the following aberrant and criminal conduct:
He removed his robe, descended from his judicial throne and confronted Whitten
He then initiated a brawl with Whitten
Troisi then bit a piece of Whitten’s nose and spit it out on the courtroom floor
 Apparently, Judge Troisi took the term “Take a bite out of Crime” literally if y’all know what I mean.
An unreliable source indicated that contrary to Troisi, Witten didn’t call him a “Fucking Asshole,” but in fact called him an “Ethical Judge.” I should think that would be sufficient enough for Judge Troisi to assault Witten, right?
For this outrageous criminal assault, Judge Troisi received a complimentary five (5) day jail sentence, which only further proves that Judicial Misfits are held to a lower standard of conduct than you and me.
Can you imagine the sentence Whitten would have received if he had assaulted Judge Troisi in a like fashion? I can assure you that Mr. Whitten would have wound up being sentenced to the Beckley Correctional Facility. As additional punishment he likely would have been assigned to cell No. 146 along with Clarice (real name is Clarence), a friendly inmate if there ever was one.
 2nd bite at the Judicial Misfit Apple Tree
On yet another bite at the Misfit Apple Tree, Ol’ Joey tried his hand at acting out his childhood dream of being a Wild Bill Hickock Wannabee.
With the able assistance of several other friends, all of whom were like minded old West Gunslinger Wannabees, they stopped a vehicle which drove on the property of Wild Bill’s neighbor.
Not only was Wild Bill packing a loaded firearm but so were his friends. Wild Bill then fired several shots, shooting out a wheel on the person’s Conestoga wagon, I’m sorry I mean a tire on the vehicle.
Wild Bill then ordered the occupants of the car onto the ground. He then detained them for a period of time during which he made serious threats of serious bodily harm and possible death while he enquired about their identities and their reason for being on his neighbor’s property.
For this demented conduct, the enablers at the Judicial Commission punished Wild Bill by gifting him with a complimentary reprimand. Because certified Judicial Misfits like Wild Bill are held to lesser standard of conduct he was never criminally charged for his conduct. Surprised?
 As we speak (ca. Feb 2011), this certified loser retains his law license compliments of the enablers who were then sitting on the West Virginia Supreme Court. In fact he practices his Wild West version of law in Deadwood, South Dakota, I’m sorry, I mean at 2207 Lindy Circle in St. Mary’s, West Virginia. |
