David Barton says, Time for Right-Wing Christians to gain control of Gov’t and implement Biblical Policies

During a recent (early July 2016) right wing Screwball and Aspiring Standup Comedian, David Barton spoke at Charis Bible College’s “Summer Family Bible Conference” to promote the Seven Mountains based “School of Practical Government” that Barton established at Andrew Wommack’s Charis Bible College in Colorado for the purpose of training so-called Christians on how to take control of all levels of government. (Kyle Mantyla)

Dave told his fellow lunatics and right-wing zealots:

• “Christians must regain this arena that God has originally given to us."
• “People who haven’t read latest issue of Playboy, I’m sorry I mean the Bible, won’t have a have a clue about marriage, they won't have a clue about abortion, they won't have a clue about God made them male and female, end of story.”

Apparently, y’all fellers that haven’t read the Bible won’t have “a clue’ about the difference between a male and a female.” Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, I’m so grateful that I spent my youth reading Playboy and Penthouse rather than the Bible because I damn well know the difference between a gal and a guy. If any of y’all need to know anything more about the “Birds and the Bees,” I’d suggest that you go the URL listed at the end of this article for some necessary remedial sex education.

Dave laughingly claims that grad-you-ates of Barton’s school will know the Bible verses that set out the proper public policy for everything from the minimum wage to estate taxes. Dave then went on to say:

• “You’ll know what God says about the capital gains tax."
• "You'll know what God says about the progressive income tax.”
• “You will know what God says about due process rights.
• “All of these are public policy issues and if you know the position that God has taken on public policy issues, then you get much better policy coming out.:

Only a monumental moron with an I.Q. a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone would believe this kind of crap. Dave would have us believe that God was talking about “capitol gain and progressive income taxes” nearly 2,000 years before those issues became part of the public domain. The same can be said of “due process” rights that were unknown to us until the Constitution was ratified in 1787.

One thing we can be sure of is that Jesus would surely have tossed Dave out of the Temple for being a Congenital Liar Charlatan who has dedicated his worthless career to fleecing his low I.Q. followers via requests for contributions.

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