Rick Wiles says Load up on Survival Food before Demon-Possessed Muslims drive us Underground 

During a recent (late June2016) airing of The Jim Bakker Comedy Show, fellow radio host, charlatan and comedic lunatic Rich Wiles appeared for the purpose of acting as a Personal Pimp (PP) in hawking Bakker’s laughable survival food.

It should be remembered that this is the same Jim Bakker who spent time in the joint for defrauding hundreds if not thousands of his gullible followers into purchasing over-subscribed time shares in Hilton Head, South Carolina.

Ricky then told Jimmy’s intellectually deprived followers:

• “Muslims are not normal people, they’re demon-possessed.”
• “There’s no such thing as a moderate Muslim.”
• “There’s only backslidden Muslims. There are backslidden Muslims who aren’t reading the Quran. Once they get back into reading the Quran and becoming a practicing, devout Muslim, they become violent because Islam is a violent religion.”
• “So I don’t talk about moderate Muslims and radical Muslims, no. There’s just Muslims, and Islam has a history of blood.”
• “Everywhere it’s ever gone, bloodshed. They conquer with the sword.”
• “Name one country you would like to move to that’s dominated by Muslims. Every one of them is hell on earth. That’s what they want to bring here. They wanna conquer by the sword, they want to kill Bullshitters, I’m sorry I mean nonbelievers.”

Ricky then donned a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads sold to him by Jimmy at a religious cost ($375) and went about promoting Jimmy’s survival food as follows:

• “You have very little time to buy food and supplies. Very little time.”
  “The window is going to close soon. We are one disaster from martial law.”
• “There are only four corporations in this country that produce this kind of food.”

Ricky completed his pimping act on behalf of Jimmy by saying:

• “If there is an event this summer like a chemical gas attack where a vast amount of people is killed in the tens of thousands, the smart people will stampede to buy this food.”
• “The second thing you have to consider is that Homeland Security and FEMA either purchase all of it or seize it.”

What kind of dumbass does one have to be to believe this kind of asinine BS? It is absolutely amazing to me that there actually exists folks that buy into this crap. For those that do go ahead and purchase the garbage that Jimmy is selling, you really do deserve to get screwed for being such monumental dupes.

And lastly, the one supplies that you will truly need if you purchase any of Jimmy’s garbage is a lifetime supply of Preparation H.

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4. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
5. Screwball Award Winner = 4
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award = 1
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11. Muslims have taken over America: Art. 305 Bullshit Awards
12. Obama and Satan are going to Rape your Children: Art. 290 Lunatic Awards
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14. Obama cries at conference on guns because he’s happy to start Civil War: Art. 292 Lunatic Awards
15. Obama is the Adolph Hitler of the Third World War Wiles: Art. 293 Lunatic Awards
16. Bloodbath coming to America due to Immigration: Art. 294 Lunatic Awards
17. Jihad Barry (Obama) leading Islamic invasion of America:  Art. 295 Lunatic Awards
18. Pope Francis seeks Communistic World Government: Art. 296 Lunatic Awards
19. Nazis in control of the West: Lunatic Award 297
20. America is becoming the new Nazi Germany: Lunatic Award 298
21. Obama is a Communist: Lunatic Award Art. 299
22. Potential Mass Murderer Obama will surpass Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot: Rodney Dangerfield Award 209
23. Obama to seize Conservatives’ Homes and give them to Immigrants: Rodney Dangerfield Award 210
24. God is on Putin’s side and not on America’s Mohammed President: Screwball Award 258
25. Murdering Islamic Thugs Sit on Hillary’s Lap: Screwball Award 261
26. Jihadist Obama intent on destroying America: Screwball Award 263