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 Do y’all want a President with Small Hands?


If “we the people” are so unfortunate to have Donald Trump foisted upon us as the 46th President of the U.S. of A., then it is important to try and determine who would make The Donald’s short list to be appointed as the Director of the FBI.


Given The Donald’s proclivity (means inclination, Jethro) for chumming around with an assortment of misfits and screwballs, any of the following would likely merit such an appointment.


I think we all recall the comment by former GOP presidential candidate Sen. Mario (Little Mario) Rubio of Florida when he accused The Don of having small hands. Of course we all know that he was making reference to The Don’s allegedly Small Penis. Shortly (pun intended), The Don denied he was endowed with a Petite Penis (PP).


Prior to seeking the GOP presidential nomination, The Don and Hillary had a cozy relationship, which is proven true by the following facts.

  • The Don made contributions to the Clinton’s political pursuits at least five times
  • The Don donated $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation
  • Hillary was invited and attended The Don’s marriage to his third wife, Melania

Further evidence of their close relationship is evidenced by the glowing comments that The Don made about Hillary prior to seeking the GOP nomination.

  • “Hillary I think is a terrific woman.”
  • “I really like her and her husband both a lot.”
  • “I know Hillary and I think she’d make a great president or vice-president.”
  • “She’s smart, tough and a very nice person.”

It appears that the late Waylon Jennings rewrote his hit “I Can’t Keep My Hands Off of You” with Hillary and The Don in mind. It goes something like this.


You know I can’t stand to be around you

‘Cause you know I’m still in love with you

And my arms keep reaching to do

What my dirty thought do all the time to you

I just can’t keep my small hands off of you


Hillary you’ve got the woman inside my body

Trembling the way only know how to do

And I’m guessing that’s one of the reasons

I just can’t keep my small hands off of you


In closing, can we really afford to have a President who has “small hands.” Clearly such a person would have difficulty in getting a grip (pun intended) on the important issues affecting the country on a daily basis.

For additional stories about The Don go to the articles categorized below

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  2. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
  4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  7. Moron Award Winner = 1
  8. Narcissist Award Winner = 2
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner =6
  10. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  11. Only Trump genuinely loves America: Art. 59 Bullshit Awards
  12. Evangelicals supporting Trump ain’t real Evangelicals: Art. 64 Bullshit Awards
  13. Donald Trump has already made America greater: Art. 278 Bullshit Awards
  14. Why did Bill and Hillary Clinton Murder Vince Foster? – Art. 297 Bullshit Awards
  15. Mexican rapists coming to U.S. with Muslim terrorists to follow: Art. 298 Bullshit Awards
  16. President Trump would prove God hasn’t given up on America: Art. 59 Lunatic Awards
  17. Obama murdered Justice Scalia and Donald Trump is next: Art. 137 Lunatic Awards
  18. The Don demands Obama’s resignation re: Orlando Massacre: Art. 278 Lunatic Awards
  19. Trump like Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King Jr. & Jerry Falwell: Art. 64 Moron Awards
  20. Donald Trump is the USAs King David: Art. 62 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
  21. Donald Trump victimized by Racism: Art. Rodney Savage: Art. 176 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
  22. Only Trump can save us from Obama’s Maoist Reeducation Camps: Art. 179 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
  23. Donald Trump will save us from the Anti-Christ: Art. 190 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
  24. Big name endorsements for Donald Trump’s presidential run: Art.191 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
  25. Trump believes Michael Savage qualified to run Nat’l Institutes of Health:  Art. 193 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
  26. The Donald sings in honor of Hillary Clinton: Art. 1 Dawg Laments
  27. Hillary knowingly lies that The Don of lacks experience in foreign affairs: Art. 1 Dawg Opinions
  28. Little Marco apologizes to Trump for implying he had a Small Penis: Art. 2 Dawg Opinions
  29. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements – Art.180 Dawg Opinions
  30. The Don’s Potential Presidential Advisory Capos: Art. 209 Dawg Opinions
  31. Who will President Trump appoint to Office of Sex Offenders Sentencing: Art. 210 Dawg Opinions
  32. Who will President Trump appoint to head the EPA? – Art. 21 Dawg Opinions
  33. Who will President Trump appoint to head the FBI? – Art. 212 Dawg Opinions
  34. Who will Donald Trump name as his Running Mate? - Art. 213 Dawg Opinions
  35. After Macy’s Dumps Trump; he announces New Product Line: Art. 214 Dawg Opinions
  36. When does the “Donald” trump “Mitt the Witt?” – Art.215 Dawg Opinions
  37. The “Donald” sings “Crazy” for his bosom-buddy Mitt Romney: Art.216 Dawg Opinions


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