U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-A)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

In November 2012, Duncan duped the voters in the greater Carlsbad area into electing him to the United States House of Representatives.

During a recent (early June 2016) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Duncan decided to defend Donald Trump’s racist attack against federal judge Gonzalo Curiel of San Diego. Towards that end, Duncan said in part:

• “What I like to do is take these arguments out to their logical extremes.”
• “So let’s say that Chris Kyle, the American sniper, is still alive and he was on trial for something, and his judge was a Muslim-American of Iraqi descent.”
• “Here you have Chris Kyle, who’s killed a whole bunch of bad guys in Iraq.”
• “Would that be a fair trial for Chris Kyle? If you had that judge there? Probably not.”
• “And Chris Kyle could probably say, ‘this guy’s not gonna like me.’”

How about the following scenario wherein you’re (that’d be you Duncan) a defendant in a lawsuit accusing you of being a Certified Moron?

• The judge is endowed with an I.Q. of 145 (MENSA board member)
• The judge is of Asian heritage
• The judge was heard to have called Donald Trump an A-hole

I’m sure that Duncan would not want to be judged by a judge that was basically a genius and he would likely have a problem with a judge with an I.Q. in the high 90s.

Hopefully, Donald “The Don” Trump reimbursed Duncan for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee pads while he genuflected in his honor during his appearance on the Fox Comedy Network.

Congrats Duncan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.