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Little Marco apologizes to Trump for implying he had a Small Penis

 

Prior to dropping out of the GOP presidential race, Sen. Marco Rubio made numerous derogatory (albeit truthful) statements about Donald “The Don” Trump, some of which are as follows:

  • “You defrauded the people of Florida” [Trump University]
  • He’s a “dangerous conman”
  • Needed full length mirror to make sure “his pants weren’t wet”
  • “He’s spent years sticking it to the working people.”

Little Marco’s most famous taunt aimed at The Don took place when he held a rally in Virginia and said:

  • “And you know what they say about guys with small hands.”

Of course Little Marco’s comment wasn’t about The Don’s small hands, it was about The Don’s “small penis.”

 

During a recent (late May 2016) with CNNs Jake Tapper, Little Marco said he personally apologized to The Don. He went on to tell Tapper:

  • “I actually told Donald—one of the debates, I forget which one—I apologized to him for that." Rubio said.
  • "I said, 'You know, I'm sorry that I said that.”
  • “It's not who I am and I shouldn't have done it.”
  • “I didn't say it in front of the cameras, I didn't want any political benefit.”

Rumor has it that Little Marco stated that he would have felt much more comfortable if he had made any of the following statements in regards to The Don’s Small Penis.

  • “The Donald has a Petite Penis (PP)
  • “The girls at Fordham University school called him “Stubby”
  • “Fellow cadets at Military School said he used mirror when using the urinal”

Hopefully, the small talk about The Don’s diminutive penis will end. After all, there’s no requirement that a presidential and/or vice-presidential candidate by well endowed. If that were the case, Jimmy Carter and/or Calvin Coolidge would have been disqualified.

 

For additional stories about Little Marco go to the articles categorized below.

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