Who will President Trump appoint to Office of Sex Offenders Sentencing? 

If the inconceivable were to happen and The Donald is elected President of the U.S. of A. in November 2016, then we should ask ourselves who w ould he might appoint to head the President’s Office of Sex Offender Sentencing, Monitoring, Apprehending, Registering and Tracking.

Obviously, a candidate would have to have or should have experience as a sex offender or at a minimum have had a family member or close friend involved in such deplorable conduct. Of course being a convicted pedophile or sex offender would greatly enhance one’s chances of being nominated by The Donald.

With that said, below is a list of capable and experienced nominees for The Donald to consider.

• Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert (R-IL): serial pedophile
• Woody Allen: having sex with stepdaughter
• Assemblyman Bill Kramer (R-WI): convicted of sexual assault of staffer
• Movie director Roman Polanski:
• State Rep. Keith Farnham (D-IL) convicted of distributing child pornography
• State Rep. Bob Allen (R-FL) convicted of trying to perform fellatio on undercover mal cop
• Assemblyman Neil M. Cohen (D-NJ) jailed for possession of child pornography
• Racine Mayor Gary Becker (D): convicted of child pornography and child sex crimes

And of course if The Donald determines that none of the aforementioned candidates meet his high expectations for morality and ethics to sit as the head of this organization, then I’m sure that Donnie would find Bill Cosby to be a superior candidate for this all important position in his administration.

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