2015 “Bigot” Award Winner: Ann Coulter

Annie has consistently proven to be a degenerate bigot who is motivated by her desire to enrich herself at the expense of her intellectually feeble followers.

To be fair to Annie, she is an “equal opportunity” bigot in that she does not discriminate against any particular minority group. She treats them all with total disdain and contempt.

As you can imagine, the competition amongst the candidate in this category was very keen to say the least. The deserving and highly competitive runner-ups are as follows:

• Mat Staver: Liberty Counsel Attorney
• Bryan Fischer: American Family Association
• U.S. Rep. Steve King of Iowa
• Rafael Cruz: Sen. Ted Cruz’s Daddy
• Mike Huckabee: Presidential aspirant

We offer our sincerest condolences to the aforementioned group of losers; however, I’m sure most if not all of them will be in the running for this esteemed award in 2016. Here’s wishing y’all better luck next year!

It should be noted that in addition to being an award winning Bigot, Annie is also a highly accomplished Lunatic and Aspiring Standup Comedian. In fact, her despicable conduct has led to her receiving forty-three (43) Awards in eleven (11) different categories. She has also been the subject of nine (9) opinion pieces.

Congrats Annie; keep up the good work! You should be proud to be the 2015 “Bigot” Award winner. We’re sure that you’ll be in the running for the 2016 Award. Good luck, Annie!