2015 “Dumbo” Award Winner: U.S. Sen. Chuck Grassley (IA)

Over the past forty years (1975 to 2015), Chuck has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough. If it wasn’t for a government paycheck, Chuck would likely be working as greeter at his local Walmart.

Chuck has spent a great deal of his time proving that he is a Certified Dumbo. One of Chuck’s signature moments came in his moronic opposition to Obamacare when he said the government “should not have a plan to decide when to pull the plug on Grandma.”

As you can imagine, the competition amongst the candidate in this category was very keen to say the least. The deserving and highly competitive runner-ups are as follows:

• Former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum: presidential aspirant
• Former Gov. Rick Perry of Texas
• Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore of Alabama
• U.S. Rep. Tom Marino of Pennsylvania
• U.S. Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

We offer our sincerest condolences to the aforementioned group of losers; however, I’m sure most if not all of them will be in the running for this esteemed award in 2016. Here’s wishing y’all better luck next year!

It should be noted that in addition to being an award winning “Dumbo” Chuck is also a highly accomplished Bullshitter. In fact, his laughable conduct has led to him receiving five (5) Awards in various categories.

Congrats Chuck; keep up the good work! You should be proud to be the 2015 “Dumbo” Award winner. We’re sure that you’ll be in the running for the 2016 Award. Good luck, Chuck!