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Sen Ted Cruz: Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Sen. Ted Cruz Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-four (34) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
Recently (ca. late 2015), there has been a water crisis in Flint, Michigan due to the fact that high levels of led were discovered from water provided to the citizens of Flint, the majority of whom are poor and/or African American.
Numerous organizations throughout the country have provided assistance to the residents of Flint by providing them with bottled water. These groups are very diverse and proven to be so by the fact that a Michigan Militia group has taken part in providing help.
Sen. Cruz sees an opportunity to garner favor anti-abortion folks in Michigan and elsewhere in regards to the water crisis. He then directs Wendy Lynn Day, the director of his Michigan campaign and his surrogates to begin distributing water to the residents of Flint.
There is one important caveat to Teddy’s feigned largess, the water distribution is limited to anti-abortion groups and their members. In other words, if you’re pro-choice and live in Flint, Teddy says “no water for you or yours.”
I suppose if there was a severe shortage of whiskey in Des Moines, Iowa, Teddy would direct his campaign purchase several hundred cases of Bushmills Irish Whiskey. He would then order his campaign flunkies and surrogates to limit distribution of the Bushmills to anti-abortion Irish catholic males.
This is just another fine example of Teddy engaging any kind of egregious misbehavior in order to curry favor with the voters in the upcoming presidential nominating elections. Put simply, there is no limit to mischief that Teddy is willing to engage in.
An unreliable source indicated that Teddy is offering to provide the well-to-do residents of Flint, most of whom are white, free bottles of Perrier and a complimentary bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne to tide them over during this crisis. Kind of gives a new meaning to the term "Humanitarian," right?
Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Humanitarians”; you are far too humble.
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