Big name endorsements for Sen. Ted Cruz’s presidential run
In his laughable attempt to garner the GOP presidential nomination, Sen. Ted Cruz is delighted to have amassed the endorsements of the following so-called Big Names.
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Renowned Lunatic and Aspiring Standup Comedian Glenn Beck
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Loser lawyer and right wing nutcase Mark Levin
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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson
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Celebrated Bigot and Homophobe James Dobson
An unreliable source indicated that Teddy is anxious to obtain the endorsements of the following luminaries in the near future.
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Former KKK Grand Dragon David Duke of Louisiana
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Foul-mouthed comedian Andrew Dice Clay
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Comedian Rosy O’Donnell
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Celebrated child molester Roman Polanski
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Gay hooker aficionado Rev. Ted Haggard
Will there by any way to stop Teddy from Cruising to the nomination with the support of these Celebrated Luminaries?
For additional stories on Teddy go to the articles categorized below
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Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
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Bigot Award Winner = 5
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Bullshit Award Winner = 5
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Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
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Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
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Lunatic Award Winner = 2
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MoronAward Winner = 3
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Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
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Screwball Award Winner = 2
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GOP needs to mobilize Biblical Values Vote: Art. 63 Lunatic Awards
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God will Heal America if more Evangelicals start Voting: Art. No 2 Jimmy Swaggart Award
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