Sen. Marco Rubio: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. Marco Rubio

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and one lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (mid-January 2016) appearance on “Face the Nation,” Marco praised people for buying handguns to protect themselves from ISIS. (Zach Carter, Huffington Post)

In response to host John Dickerson’s questions as to why he had purchased a handgun on Christmas Eve, Marco laughingly said it was “the last line of defense against ISIS.” Marco then went on to say:

• “I have I have a right to protect my family."
• "I think many Americans around the country feel the same way ... If ISIS were to visit us, or our communities, at any moment, the last line of defense between ISIS and my family is the ability that I have to protect my family from them, or from a criminal, or anyone else who seeks to do us harm. Millions of Americans feel that way.”

This is the same Chicken Little Marco that shunned serving his country to protect his family during the First Gulf War and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact he was age eligible for all three.

Hopefully the gun manufacturers and the NRA reimbursed Marco for the costs he incurred 

in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads so that he could continue to genuflect in their presence and/or on their behalf.

Congrats Marco; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot Award Winner = 1
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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