Sen. Jeff Sessions (AL): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. Jeff Sessions (AL) 

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jeff In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories and one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Jeff has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough thirty-six (36) years after he graduated from the University of Alabama Law School.

In a recent (late November 2015) appearance on the Washington Watch comedy radio show, hosted by resident comedian Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council, Jeff decided to once again scoff at evidence of climate change on behalf of the Energy sector.

In support of his screwy anti-climate change stance, Jeff laughingly claimed that there have been no devastating hurricanes in the U.S. since Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans in 2005.

Apparently, the buffoon (my apologies to buffoons) doesn’t’ recall the devastation caused by Superstorm Sandy, the 2011 hurricane that killed 285. He also forget about Hurricane Ike that caused 195 deaths.

Jeff’s comments came about in regards to the climate change conference in Paris. Jeff insisted that there’s been “almost on warming” in the last 25 years and argued against claims that climate change will increase the intensity and frequency of extreme weather events. The Moron went on to tell Perkins’ low I.Q. listeners:

• “Neither have we had more hurricanes.”
• “We remember Katrina, I know you do and I do too being from Mobile, but we haven’t had a major hurricane hit the United States in a decade. Unbelievable.”
• “Thank the Lord. The predictions were we’d have more hurricanes and more devastating.”

Its obvious that Jeff will say anything to satisfy the energy sector that continues to lie about the effects of the pollution they spew forth on a daily basis. Hopefully, Exxon reimbursed Jeff for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads while he acted as its compliant lackey.

Congrats Jeff; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

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