Rep. Matt Salmon (AZ): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Matt Salmon (AZ) 

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) Award. That award is listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed category.

In late October 2015, Matty introduced legislation that would eliminate the federal tax on gun silencers and would weaken licensing requirements that currently make the devices more difficult to buy than most firearms. (Nick Wing, Huffington Post)

Matty laughingly titled his gun silencer legislation, the “Hearing Protection Act of 2015. The act would remove silencers from oversight by the Nat’l Firearms Act. It would place silencers in the same regulatory category as long guns. Matty and his co-sponsors (fellow Ass-Kissers) claim the legislation is an effort to keep shooters from damaging their ears.”

If we need a federal law to prevent the damaging of one’s ears, then shouldn’t we have a law titled “Rectal Protection Act” to prevent continuing damage being inflicted on taxpayers by the conduct of A-holes like Matty, et al.? Now there’s a law I could support!

Congrats Matty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

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