| ► Debrahlee Lorenzana fires Jack Tuckner, hires Gloria Allred – Eeee Gads! |
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Debrahlee Lorenzana fires attorney Jack Tuckner and hires Gloria Allred – Eeee Gads!  New York City attorney Jack Tuckner (aka, “The Perv”) was recently fired by New York City’s most infamous and celebrated boob, Debrahlee Lorenzana. The deepest cut for Jack Turner is the fact that he was replaced by yet another publicity-seeking hound, attorney Gloria Allred of Los Angeles.
In truth folks, hiring Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred to represent your alleged best interests (BS in this instance) is analogous to employing the Right Rev. James Dobson of “Focus on the Family” as the chief spokesperson in support of legalizing same-sex-marriages. Need I say more?”
 According to the New York Post (http://tinyurl.com/29k48tc), Debrahlee Lorenzana claims she gave Tuckner the heave-ho upon learning he was previously the subject of a sexual harassment lawsuit filed in June 2008 by The Perv’s former office manager Lisa Brockington. In court filings, Ms. Brockington claimed that Jack Tuckner engaged in the following perverted conduct:
Apparently, after Ms. Lorenzana was provided with a newspaper story detailing the lawsuit filed against Jack Tuckner she was allegedly horrified.
Tuckner had the chutzpah to tell the reporter for the New York Post that he “supports her [Lorenzana] decision to obtain other counsel to handle the media attention as well as her legal matter.” Moreover, in a lame attempt at levity, Tuckner told the Post that as far “as we know, there is no connection be
 tween” reports concerning the Brockington case and Ms. Lorenzana retaining new counsel. This celebrated pervert and certified moron must actually believe that we all just recently had our umbilical chords detached.
I suspect the news that Ms. Lorenzana hired Gloria Allred was a little hard for Jack to handle. An unreliable source indicated that in an effort to overcome the bad news that he had been replaced by yet another infamous, publicity-seeking, attorney-loser (Gloria Allred), Tuckner did what any self-respecting pervert would do, he donned a collar and instructed his masochistic superior to give him a really, really god spanking. |