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Re-Elect Justice Lanzinger – Home Page
A personal message from Justice Lanzinger
Dear Voters (aka, prospective dupes):
Welcome to my 2010 campaign website. I truly hope you’ll use my site when deciding on your-choice for Supreme Court Justice in this November 2 election, which will of course be my opponent Judge Mary Jane Trapp, 11th District Court of Appeals judge from Warren, Ohio.
I’ve studied hard and undeservedly earned a master of judicial studies degree from the National Judicial College in Reno, Nevada, a well-known and highly disrespected diploma mill that is infamous for granting degrees if the “price is right.” Obviously folks, the “price was right” in this instance if ya know what I mean.
 
I’ve handled everything from traffic matters, to death penalty cases, jury trials to constitutional appeals. In every instance, I’ve successfully strived to deprive litigants of their constitutional “due process” rights. If ya don’t believe me, just ask any of the multitudes of victims of my unethical and unconstitutional conduct as an unfair and imbecilic jurist in the Toledo, Ohio area.
My record shows I’m totally unfair to those who have refused to offer me reasonable recompense for ruling in their favor. Over the years, I have consistently rendered rulings favorable to those who have contributed to my campaigns. I do not now nor have I ever believed a non-contributor was entitled to the equal protection of the law.
My opponents are wont to claim that I’m a certified moron and/or idiot; however, in doing so are they really being fair to dedicated morons and idiots? Me thinks not!
I believe that a justice on the Ohio Supreme Court is expected to render favorable rulings to those who have contributed the most to a particular justice. Moreover, I firmly subscribe to the theory that the interpretation of the law and application thereof is totally irrelevant and should only be applied to reach a conclusion that is favorable to those who have spent untold thousands to purchase a result from me.
I respectfully ask for your trust and your vote for my opponent Judge Mary Jane Trapp if you’re truly interested in voting for someone who is ethical and will in fact follow the law.
On the other hand, if you're seeking a Supreme Court Justice that is a certified moron, ethically insolvent and willing to sell her vote to the highest bidder (aka, contributor) then case a vote for Justice Judith Lanzinger. And if you do so, I can assure that I will not dissapoint you!
And finally, if you're interested in contributing to my campaign, please do so by sending in "unmarked" $100 bills directly to me.
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