Sen. Marco Rubio: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. Marco Rubio

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) lament piece. Those awards and lament piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In a recent (early July 2015) speech before the National Right to Life Committee’s convention in New Orleans, Marco told the audience that he would fight the right to an abortion here in the U.S. of A. and around the world.

After donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Marco told the crowd:

• “My pledge to you is this: If you help send me to that place, I will never forget this place.”

Marco then took advantage of the large tube of ChapStick provided by his handlers before saying:

• “Sometimes in contemporary American life, we come to believe that all the great causes are over, that the past generation fought all the important battles: abolition, the Civil Rights Movement, women’s suffrage.”
• “But it’s not true. In fact, one of the most important battles is the one that you are engaged in now.”

So now we have the ultimate ass-kisser sucking up to the anti-abortion crowd for the sole purpose of trolling for votes in his useless pursuit of the GOP presidential nomination.

Congrats Marco; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot Award Winner = 1
3. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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