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Certified Moron gifted with California law license after flunking bar exam 47 times
A certified moron by the name of Maxcy D. Filer (Schmuck) of Los Angles was allowed to take the bar exam forty-eight (48) times before he passed in 1991. That’s right folks; you read it right, 48 times. Kinda gives a new meaning to being an "idiot,” right?
At the time he passed the bar exam, Mr. Filer was 73 years-old.
Since the bar exam is given twice a year, at best Filer spent 24 years taking the bar exam before he passed, meaning he began at the age of 52. On the other hand, if he took it annually, he would have flunked for the first time when he was 25.
What kind of fools would allow someone to take the bar exam 48 times? Even more troubling is the fact that the California State Bar knowing Filer was an imbecile had the audacity to license him and then foist him upon the citizens of Los Angeles.
Of course the State Bar didn’t require that Mr. Filer inform any prospective client that he flunked the bar exam 47 times. Would have been the humane and ethical thing to do, right?
Attorney Maxcy Filer’s Multiple bites at the Attorney Misfit Apple Tree
As anyone with an I.Q. equal to or higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone could have predicted, Max the Moron (M&M) was disciplined twice for misconduct, which is as follows.
Max the Moron’s 1st Bite at the Attorney Misfit Apple Tree
In 2001, the Moron was disciplined for failing to perform competently. Oh really Mr. Wizard? Think this came as a surprise to the morons at the California Bar Court?
For this incompetent misconduct, the Bar Court gifted Max with a private reprimand with duties. An unreliable source indicated that Max was ordered to write “I’m a Moron” 500 times.
Max the Moron’s 2nd Bite at the Attorney Misfit Apple Tree
In 2004, Max was hired to represent a client in a divorce case. He filed a dissolution petition but did not file the court mandated proof of service. On that date, Max told the client he would file a notice of entry of default in six months.
Fifteen months later, nothing had been filed and the client decided to represent herself. Three times the court rejected her efforts to file a notice of default; the court finally explained to her that the proof of service was never filed by Max.
Who’s really at fault for the damages incurred by Max the Moron’s unfortunate clients? Well, it’s the California State Bar and Supreme Court that gifted with a license after he flunked the bar exam 47 straight times.
To be fair to Max the Moron, an unreliable source indicated he was able to pass the Wal-Mart greeter test on his 33rd attempt. How cool is that? Only goes to prove that Max missed his calling, right?