Chuck Norris: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Chuck Norris

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Chucky. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In a recent (late April 2016) column he wrote for WorldNetDaily, Chucky was upset that nobody was taking his warnings about chemtrails seriously. (Right Wing Watch, Brian Tashman)

FYI: Chucky’s chemtrails conspiracy believes that vapor trials that emanate from the rear of airplanes are in fact chemical agents being used by the federal government and others to control the weather and the population.

In his column titled “Sky Criminals,” Chucky demanded that we join with him in asking questions about “covert chemtrailing” that’s “taking place in the skies above us and unbeknownst to us.”

Chucky went on to tell WorldNetDaily’s intellectually infirm followers:

• “How many plane-dropping chemical cocktails have already been sprayed around the world in the name of securing public health?”
• “Whatever the intent or justification, and whether or not the purpose is for mass vaccinations or some other devious plot, if you don’t believe there’s some smoke-screening in the sky trails above you, I have a London Bridge to sell you in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

Chucky completed his loony rant by saying:

• “It’s time again to wake up, America.”
• “I’m not an A-hole, I’m sorry Shakespeare, but something is definitely rotten in the state of Denmark.”

I suppose that in the future Chucky will tell us that he has evidence that the government has poisoned the air via plane droppings (chemtrails) with laughing gas, which is now responsible for the rise of Donald Trump as presidential material.

Congrats Chucky; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.

1. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
2. MoronAward Winner = 1
3. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
4. Public trials for Police Officers equal Lynching: Bullshit Awards No. 1
5. Obama’s Amnesty Proclamation: Rodney Dangerfield Awards No. 123