Sen. Marco Rubio: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. Marco Rubio

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards and one (1) lament article. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (April 2015) interview with comedian David Brody of the Un-Christian Broadcasting Network, Rubio decided to genuflect and kiss a little ass in an attempt to curry favor with bigoted homophobic members of the GOP.

Marco told Brody’s low I.Q. listeners that gay people do not have a constitutional right to marriage and anyone who believes they do has a “ridiculous and absurd reading of the U.S. Constitution.” Marco went on to say:

• “There is no federal constitutional right to same sex-marriage. It doesn’t exist.”
• “You would have to really have a ridiculous and absurd reading of the U.S. constitution to reach the conclusion that people have a right to marry someone of the same sex.
• “Can a state decide to change their laws? Yes, but only through the political process, not through the court system and that’s what is happening now.”

According to this moron (my apologies to morons), since the constitution doesn’t specifically prohibit a state from making laws requiring African-Americans to ride in the back of the bus, then he would deem such a law constitutional.

Hopefully, the David Brody and/or his organization reimbursed Marco for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads.

Congrats Marco; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
2. Screwball Award Winner = 1
3. Sen. Marco Rubio trolling for the young vote: Art. 7 Laments