Attorney Jessica Ruth Alexander of Houston; thieving loser  

The state of Florida presented Jessica Alexander with a law license in 1977 after she graduated from Southern Methodist University Law School.

The District Grievance Committee found Jessica guilty of the following misconduct.

• Neglected legal matter entrusted to her
• Failed to comply with client requests for information
• Failed to inform client of status of legal matter
• Failed to refund advance fees she had not earned (thief)
• Failed to surrender papers to which client was entitled

As a consequence of her misconduct, the Patron Saints for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Florida Supreme Court punished Jessica by gifting her with a complimentary stayed 2-year suspension of her law license.

In truth, the comedians sitting on the Florida Supreme Court didn’t mete out any meaningful punishment to Jessica.

As we speak (ca. May 2015), Jessica practices at 2218 Ruth in Houston, Texas.