Gov. Bobby Jindal: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Gov. Bobby Jindal

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Since graduating from college in 1994, Bobby has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for eighteen (18) years as seen below:

• 1993 to 1994 intern for U.S. Rep. Jim McCrery
• 1996 appointed Secretary Louisiana Dept. of Health and Hospitals
• 1999 appointed president of Louisiana University system
• 2001 appointed by Bush as Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services for Planning and Evaluation
• 2005 to 2008 member of U.S. Congress
• 2008 to 2015 Louisiana Governor

If it wasn’t for a government check, Bobby would likely be working as a hairdresser or as a greeter at the Walmart Supercenter Store on Burbank Drive in Baton Rouge.

In a never ending attempt to persuade low I.Q. members of the GOP that they should support his candidacy to be the 2016 Republican presidential nominee, Bobby decided to jump on the Sen. Tom Cotton letter to Iran spectacle.

After Vice President Joe Biden vociferously attacked Cotton’s belittlement of the Senate, Bobby had the chutzpah went to his Twitter account and demanded that Biden apologize to Sen. Cotton.

After donning a pair of industrial strength knee pads, Bobby went on to say:

• “He [Cotton] wore the boots in Iraq. He’s earned out attention, not your insults.”

Wearing boots on the ground in Iraq doesn’t empower a moron like Cotton to intentionally undermine the credibility of the Office of the President. Of course if Obama was a White as the Driven Snow, neither Cotton nor Jindal would be engaged in this type of unprecedented Unpatriotic behavior.

At the end of his Tweet, Bobby made the following statement:

• “Make no mistake – any Iran deal that President Obama makes is not binding on a future president.”

It may well have been more appropriate for Bobby the Loser to have said:

• “And in the unlikely event that I’m elected president, I demand to be treated with the same contempt, disdain and disrespect that y’all visited upon Obama.”

Congrats Bobby; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.

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• MoronAward Winner = 1
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