Chief Justice Roy Moore: “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Chief Justice Roy Moore

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Roy. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (03/06/15) appearance at the Family Research Council’s (FRC) “Faith and Family Summit” Roy again went about proving he’s one of American’s Premier Judicial Misfits, Morons and Lawbreakers by attacking marriage equality.

Royopined that if the U.S. Supreme Court ultimately rules that states do not have the power to impose bans on same-sex marriage, it would be giving immense power to the federal government. And I suppose giving the federal government the power to outlaw poll taxes to prevent African-Americans from voting also gave unfettered power to the federal government.

Roythen warned, “They’re going to be taking your children simply by the same logic they’re following.” Roy’s screwy rant reminds one of the oldie but goodie by Napoleon XIV, “They’re coming to take us away, away,” which in Roy’s instance would go something like this.

They’re coming to take us away, away

They’re coming to take us away, away, Ha-Haaa!

Remember when I ran away

Ang I got on my knees

And you begged me not to leave

Because I’d go beserk

They’re coming to take me away, ha-Haaa!

They’re coming to take me away, ho ho hee hee ha haa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white shorts

They’re coming to take me away, ha-Haaa!

Roywent on to tell the FRC President Tony Perkins and the low I.Q. bigots that tune in to listen to this type of crap:

• “This is the most critical issue [marriage equality] that faces this country.”
• If the court [Supreme Court] introduces the redefinition of a word that existed for thousands of years before this country came into existence, and if we go there, then we’ve ruined the definition of the family and we’ll go to parent-and-child marriage next.”

In Roy’s case and those of his ilk, it would appear that the Supreme Court has never ruled on the issue of two morons betting married, regardless of their sexual preferences.

One must seriously wonder what motivates Roy to spend so much time and energy in spewing forth hatred towards members of the gay community. Maybe we need to ask Roy the following relevant question:

“What’s in your closet, Roy?”

Congrats Roy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.

1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
2. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
3. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
4. MoronAward Winner = 1
5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
6. Screwball Award Winner = 1
7. Chief Justice Roy Moore; Loony Bigot: Art. 8 – Judicial Misfits: Alabama