Attorney John Cabral of Birmingham, AL; moronic loser  

The state of Alabama presented John Edward Cabral with a law license after he graduated from the Birmingham School of Law.

The Alabama State Bar Association found Johnny guilty of the following misconduct.

In one matter, Johnny failed to completely provide the legal knowledge, skill and thoroughness reasonably necessary for the representation of his clients. Put simply, Johnny is a Moron. 

As a consequence of his misconduct, the cheerleaders for Judicial Misfits sitting on the Alabama Supreme Court punished Johnny by gifting him with a complimentary reprimand.

As we speak (ca. March 2015), Johnny practices at 1933 Arrington Blvd in Birmingham, Alabama.